Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...