Two bags
Mr. Goldfarb was walking down the street. In each arm he carried a bag....
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...