Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
A great fruit cake recipie
|You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...