Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.