Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...