Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Yo Momma JokesGalore!
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo...