Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor…
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for....
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...