The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...