The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...