Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...