Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....