New scientific theories VI
New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...