What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...