1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill