Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
College Courses for Women
1…Silence, the final frontier – Where no woman has gone before.2…The undiscovered side of...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!