Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...