Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Here’s Little Johnny!…
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...