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The bad and the worse news
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Six stages of married life
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Old enough for cursing
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How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
Why do mice have long tails?
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Murphy said to his daughter
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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.