Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
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Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Women’s instructions
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No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...