Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...