The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Submarine humor and fun
Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...