Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...