The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road…
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.