The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Condom Modelling Rejection
Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.