Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Architect programmer
|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...