Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...