On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
50 Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...