Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford....
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...