Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”