Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Shortest Book of the Month
Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan’s “Memories”
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...