Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...