Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...