Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...