George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....