One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...