CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
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A talking horse
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Ordered to pay fines
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A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
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Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
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Accountant Math!
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