What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!