A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...