Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
The NFL team names
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...