Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...