How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader