Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...