The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...