Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...