fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests…
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar...