Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...