A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
A business man from New York decided to quit his job…
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...
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What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
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Too much of the 90′s!
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Black belt degrees
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No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!