Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
A young Indian boy came back to the reservation…
A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a family visit after...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...