It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...