The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...