If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)’Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...